Wondering why the White House hasn’t yet been overrun with space invaders? This exclusive report demonstrates how COVID-19 is causing inconvenience and delays even among alien expeditionary forces.

“Invading a new planet does require a lot of time, effort, and coordination, and if the time’s not right, the time’s not right,”

— Alien known as Yq9

Find out what the government is not telling you on this Gomerblog post. And have a nice day! 🙂

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